> >Islamic Pickup Lines
> >
> >
> >1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged
to marry me."
> >
> >2. "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have
forgotten to
> >tell you."
> >
> >3. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
> >
> >4. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
> >
> >5. "Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
> >
> >6. "You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we
will go
> >one-on-one our entire life."
> >
> >7. "Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing
to do my
> >part..."
> >
> >8. "Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my
deen?"
> >
> >9. "Wanna pray in Jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to
feet?"
> >
> >10. "Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person
from
> >Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"
> >
> >11. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you
all
> >through school.
> >
> >12. Can I have your wali's phone number?
> >
> >13. So, read any good Surahs lately?
> >
> >14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm
> >hereafter.
> >
> >15. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?
> >
> >16. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk
in
> >the room.
> >
> >17. Didn't we meet when I went on Hajj/fought Jihad/ on the day we
testified
> >Allah was our lord?
> >
> >An additional : "Is yo dad a terrorist? cuz u da bomb."
>
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